Fun Reverb Broads post today! Without further ado;

Ten things I will never, not ever, do.
  1. Pee in front of my husband.
  2. Talk about sex with my mother.
  3. Own a dog.
  4. Lie about my age. (42)
  5. Regret marrying my husband.
  6. Choose a soak in a tub over a hot shower.
  7. Come home without hoping that the mail contains a present for me. Yes, I know not everyday can be Christmas, but some days are.
  8. Willing live through a summer without A/C. I’m too damn old and too damn crabby.
  9. Love any band more than the Smiths, and food more than potatoes and any joke more than this one; How are a grape and a chicken alike? They’re both purple…except the chicken.
  10. Stop cussing. Dammit.

The Rise & Fall of a Momocracy

Hey, it's me again!

Have you joined the mailing list and gotten your free audio preview of my new book?

What are you waiting for?

Thank you! Please check your email now to confirm your subscription and get your free download.

Pin It on Pinterest