by Melanie | Jan 4, 2011 | Blog |
ooooooo…. my Perfect New Year has hit a snag. Seems that a certain television station has stopped airing reruns of Roseanne.This is not acceptable.I’ve only (relatively) recently begun watching these and have been struck with a whole new appreciation for...
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by Melanie | Dec 1, 2010 | Blog |
Last night, I was an awesome mother. I don’t always think that. Somedays I feel one wire hanger away from Mommy Dearest. Mostly I suspect that if I really knew what I was doing, the darling offspring wouldn’t be such lunatics, the house wouldn’t look...
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by Melanie | Oct 25, 2010 | Blog |
It’s 8:00 and already one of the twins is having a serious case of The Mondays.It happens every week and I swear it makes no sense. Third grade is freaking this girl out. At the start of each and every week, she lays her head down on the breakfast table and has...
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by Melanie | Feb 20, 2010 | Blog |
I’m not the only one who’s fond of mottos. My children all have their own, proud doctrines by which they live their lives. Our oldest has adhered to hers staunchly ever since, as a very determined 3 year old, she stamped her foot, put her hands on her hips...
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by Melanie | Feb 13, 2010 | Blog |
One of our twin daughters is in vision therapy, which has me spending exorbanent amounts of cash on a process that I strongly suspect might be hogwash. This week, for example, I’m supposed to read to her while she stares into different colored lights. This is...
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